Lead on, oh Kinky Turtle

“Ashley… you’re an idiot. I HATE, DESPISED and LOATHED this movie ALL FUCKING AROUND… because it is a COLOSSAL PIECE OF SHIT. However… you’re an IDIOT for your whole droning on about Robbie. Had he been say: RYAN REYNOLDs acting creepy and pining for love in a stalker-ish manner you’d be GUSHING YOURSELF. Or had it been a tall boy who just happens to be 3 years younger than her you’d be smitten. You’re a bigot and it’s obvious you are upset that this is a rendition of the last acceptable minority to discriminate against ACTUALLY ending up happy in the end. It’s obvious you hate short men/guys and it irritates you a short male (OF ANY AGE) prevailed in Hollywood cinema.

Grow the fuck up you tramp.”

I have this…troll. Who is a blatant and outspoken Romione shipper. It’s almost violent, the intensity with which this person ships Romione. Romione is my least favorite couple. I have never written it. I don’t write Ron with anyone—I don’t write Ron in general—because I hate him.

And this troll comes on every smutty fic I write with Hermione—I’m talking clearly marked fics that are so obviously not Romione—and talks about how bad they are because Hermione is not with Ron.

This person actually said to me once that if Harry and Hermione (who are not my OTP but I wrote about them once) were going to be such terrible friends then Harry can just drown in the pond and Hermione can be “raped and murdered by Voldemort and his Death Eaters”. They also told me that imagining that Draco was Ron while reading my story was the only thing that made it coherent.

This person is my favorite person on the whole internet. They are just so ridiculous. I want them to comment on every single thing I write, forever.