Lead on, oh Kinky Turtle

Shit I am:
-feminist
-fat
-white
-cis
-queer
-woman

Shit I don't tolerate:
-sexists
-racists
-"feminists" who refuse to understand/discuss interesectionality
-heterosexists
-sizists
-victim-blaming
-rape jokes
-apologists

Shit I do:
-write
-make art
-blog about politics
-come collecting racist-ass white folk
-watch and talk about movies
-analyze Harry Potter
-reblog picturs of kitties
-and beautiful people

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Posts I Like
Posts tagged "long distance"

on some real shit, i haven’t had sex in like…a long time. like, i’m in a long distance relationship. the sex is on phone/skype. and it’s good, really good; i gots me a more fulfilling sex life than some folks i know who have close-quarters relationships. but semester started and shit and we have jobs and class and friends and lives and shit and so the sex just hasn’t happened for awhile.

i need it to tho, for real. because this bitch gets sad and angry when the sex doesn’t happen. 

legit. sexy times. hopefully soon. or i will cry. 

mycorrhizae:

searchingfor-peace:

jarwithaheavylid:

Pillow Talk is a project aiming to connect long distance lovers. Each person has a ring sensor they wear to bed at night, and a flat fabric panel which slots inside their pillowcase. The ring wirelessly communicates with the other person’s pillow; when one person goes to bed, their lover’s pillow begins to glow softly to indicate their presence. Placing your head on the pillow allows you to hear the real-time heartbeat of your loved one.

The result is an intimate interaction between two lovers, regardless of the distance between them.

i wanted this so badly when austin and i were long distance.

This is way too cute for words.

something to look into for when i go to new york!

This makes me cry. I want this really bad.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

When They’re Away and…

You’re having a bad day

You dream of them and wake up and realize they aren’t there

Most nights

While your friends are all sucking face with their partner

When you see them on webcam

When they tell you they’re coming to visit

When you see their car…

MAH LIFE