Lead on, oh Kinky Turtle
-feminist
-fat
-white
-cis
-queer
-woman
Shit I don't tolerate:
-sexists
-racists
-"feminists" who refuse to understand/discuss interesectionality
-heterosexists
-sizists
-victim-blaming
-rape jokes
-apologists
Shit I do:
-write
-make art
-blog about politics
-come collecting racist-ass white folk
-watch and talk about movies
-analyze Harry Potter
-reblog picturs of kitties
-and beautiful people
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I’m mad gay doe lol
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Pell grant refund checks
We’re my life in college honey
Yass I lived for them!
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I REACHED MY GOAL!
I wish I could express how thankful i am! I love you all(:
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TRANS RAPPER MYKKI BLANCO FREESTYLES IN HARLEM
This is a must see. As one of the best gay rappers in the game (and soon to be...
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Still about the same but guys..
I’m seriously crying I love every last one of you to death.
Blaise Zabini ~ woshibbdou
THE AMOUNT OF BLEACH THAT YOU USED BLAISE.
OMG WHAT THE FUCK?!?! really? the book and the movie don’t make him look like this. really?
The amount of fuckery when it comes to Blaise Zabini’s consistent and ridiculous whitewashing in this fandom might even rival that of Angelina and George’s kids. See like, we didn’t find out about the fact that Zabini was a Black man until book six—that’s years and years for people to write fanfiction/make fanart depicting him as a white dude (or more often some stunningly beautiful white girl). And the sheer amount of white tears when it turned out Zabini was Black—it was astounding. Denial and anger and hate at JKR for DARING to take their precious beautiful white boy/girl and make him into a Big Scary Black Man. I seen the shit, man—fanfictions edited in the beginnings to basically say “WELL I KNOW JKR SAID HE’S BLACK BUT LIKE I DON’T CARE” and lots of rationalizing about how, well, I mean, I’ve thought of him as a white girl for so long, I can’t just CHANGE it now, can I? Because you know, it’s too much to ask people not to be racist fucks.
The reaction to Zabini’s race was just a small taste of what was to come when George and Angelina had bi-racial children. This fandom (and most other fandoms) don’t give a shit—they will whitewash to their heart’s content and then play the victim when you call them on their bullshit.
Fuck fandoms, man.
so, like i’m reading this AMAZING Hunger Games fic, right, and like, i don’t really read Hunger Games fics like that but this one is SO FUCKING GOOD OMG and I’m having so much trouble pulling myself away from it. so i’m like, boyfriend, imma pull myself away from this so we can watch the movie and boyfriend is like, just look at tumblr for a few minutes while the movie loads. so i do. and on one of the random ass blogs that i follow i see something.
and it was fucking posted and reblogged from the author of the story i’m reading.
what.
what.
what.
and i’m like, no, it can’t be, the internet is too big for that. but like, that’s not a super common internet name. so i click it to look at their blog. and holy shit. i click their fanfiction tag. and there are links to all their stories, including the one i’m currently reading.
what the fuck, internet.
what are you even doing to me.
i can’t.
i just
fucking
can’t
with this
fucking
internet.
what.
I refuse to read any fan fictions about a couple not written in the original books. What Jo Rowling wrote is what happened, why would I read something that isn’t true?
Then how can you read any fanfiction? It didn’t happen in the books, it’s not true! Why are you reading it?
I have this…troll. Who is a blatant and outspoken Romione shipper. It’s almost violent, the intensity with which this person ships Romione. Romione is my least favorite couple. I have never written it. I don’t write Ron with anyone—I don’t write Ron in general—because I hate him.
And this troll comes on every smutty fic I write with Hermione—I’m talking clearly marked fics that are so obviously not Romione—and talks about how bad they are because Hermione is not with Ron.
This person actually said to me once that if Harry and Hermione (who are not my OTP but I wrote about them once) were going to be such terrible friends then Harry can just drown in the pond and Hermione can be “raped and murdered by Voldemort and his Death Eaters”. They also told me that imagining that Draco was Ron while reading my story was the only thing that made it coherent.
This person is my favorite person on the whole internet. They are just so ridiculous. I want them to comment on every single thing I write, forever.
It really bugs me how in so many fanfictions, every single character calls Hermione, “Mione.” It never happened once in any of the books or movies, it sounds completely stupid, and I’m pretty sure that Hermione would hex anyone who called her that into oblivion. The three extra letters of her full name turn a horrendous sounding nickname into a beautiful and strong sounding name that accurately reflects the real Hermione.
