AND THEN DESCEND INTO HELL AND BURN
AND THEN GET RESSURECTED
AND THEN GET SET ON FIRE & DIE AGAIN
AND THEN ASCEND INTO HEAVEN
AND GET STABBED IN THE FACE BY MOHAMMED, ZEUS, BUDDAH, & JESUS
AND THEN FALL INTO A BLACK HOLE SO YOU CAN GET RIPPED INTO NOTHINGNESS BY SINGULARITY
And if any vegan-types follow me and want to dispute this don’t even think about taking it up with darkjez—take that shit up with me because she’s already dealt with enough white vegan bullshit.